Game Gestapo and Game Informer are changing their tactics a bit it seems. The last time I set foot in a Gestapo was when I bought Child of Eden. I didn’t get Game Informer crammed down my throat, but i did get the big pre order question. As soon as I gave her the look she just kinda ceased all attempts at salesmanship. I wonder if they talk about this kind of thing at their store meetings? I could see the Gestapo sergeant spouting off a morale boosting speech, screaming “when ya see a real gamer come in, TRY NOT TO SCARE THEM OFF. Save the sales tactics for the soccer moms!” You read Game infuxor lately? Almost no ads. Seriously. Last i counted, there were 3 total. At first i thought that it might have gotten rid of them completely, but alas, no. Seeing this makes me think only less of them. Why? Without ads they have to get their revenue elsewhere. That’s right. Backdoor deals. 18 page fucking previews are ads in disguise, and without ads, shit, 28 page previews. Ya know what I mean? And then there’s whatever else kind of demonic fucking payola they got going on behind the scenes. They’ve always been whores. DAY ONE.
Anyways, I still haven’t gotten my copy yet, hahaa.